Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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