That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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