do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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