he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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