I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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