He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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