Buhtt sex?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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