so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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