Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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