she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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