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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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