Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You took a bar mat shot.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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