Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
50% drunk capacity currently
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
