Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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