So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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