Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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