my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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Houston, we have a squirter
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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