Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
