Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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