At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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