We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
