u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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