you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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