What should our trivia night team be named?
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I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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