Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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