Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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