We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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