The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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