your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
