we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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