Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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