what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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