it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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