her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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