Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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