My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm too high and old for this...
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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