Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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