If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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