Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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