dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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