Can Purell be used as lube?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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