Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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