She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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