im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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