can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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