Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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