Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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