you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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