There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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