We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
