He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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