I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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