I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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