Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I think I am morally bankrupt
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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