There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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